CHAPTER 3
COINCIDENCES
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CHAPTER 3
Good morning lovely Gracie,
How was your rowing this weekend and
your course? What a coincidence Friday was - shame you had to leave the bar
early for early morning rowing exercise. I am actually amazed by what happened.
Oscar and I were having great time and
of all coincidences - there you are in the same restaurant with your other friends.
Meeting you helped Oscar relax in strange environment. Later we danced nonstop
all night. He said watch out, now he might want to go out all the time! He said
that you were very clever, great fun and pulled some very good dance shapes.
Some of those moves he has never seen before. It must be your yoga! Anyway, I
am glad he liked you. Now we analyse. What you think of him? He is soooo sweat!
Eva
Hello lovely,
How random that
we ran into you in that restaurant… I looked over at you and you were gazing lovingly
at your man. I was watching for a while – your gaze was really intense. You
were only three tables away and you didn’t even notice me because your eyes
were glued to him. I walked past your table twice and you didn’t see me!
Hilarious! I was waving for ages before he pointed at me. That is sooooooooooo
hilarious. You really were clinging on so tight that I am amazed that you even
managed to leave him to go to the loo. There were moments when I wondered
whether he could get food to his mouth because you were holding his hand the whole
time. Is that the Russian way of doing things?
Erm please do
not find me patronising but just a little tip – you might want to write sweet
rather than sweat. I think I mentioned about the sweat in a previous email.
Sweat is the liquid that pours from the body when overheating and sweet is the
taste of sugar. I would go for sweet when describing him.
I was pleased
Chris and Oscar got on so well. Chris is one of the traders from London who
works with Olga…. A lot of fun! We just spent ages being silly and telling
stories about our life’s escapades. It seems that Chris and I have lived a
little too extremely for some people! Also his dating stories are also
catastrophic. It seems there are some rather strange women out there too. He
seems to be a magnet for them! He went on a date with a woman who would only
dine at restaurants where the starters cost one hundred pounds! Imagine that!
I still find it
amusing that after we said our goodbyes that you ended up in the same bar as us.
I half expected you to go home. When I noticed you arrive, I got the others to
vote as to whether we should disturb you or not. You looked happy just being
with him – that’s why we didn’t come over straight away... I am amazed by how
long you can actually stare at a person without blinking. That seems to be
quite a talent! You were so consumed in looking at him that you didn’t talk. I
found that a little strange because you are so chatty normally. Well it is time
for me to meet a decent chap now. To be honest I am fed-up with waiting. I
think I have to go back on the Rich fart website and deal with their demands.
It is time to filter the rich idiots, rich perverts and the rich egos to find
the genuines. Oh God why do I put myself through this? You met Oscar there – the thing is, and I do
not mean to be rude but he does not come across as wealthy.
Incidentally,
now that I have finished writing my current book I will have some time! So as
promised I will make time to date these men...
Gracie
Hello Gracie,
I am glad you like him. I’m so happy
with Oscar. We have great time together. Fun times. I can see us soon cooking
in my new flat. I imagine us just sitting around kitchen table and chatting,
proper family life, which we both love. Although I must not chat too much - he
says that I do talk a lot and I am not talking half as much as usual.
I told you he is in band. He will
probably sing for me too… He loves to sing. He is very good at singing – he
told me.
Go, on Rich bloke website - there must
be some nice men there. Some that even you – the most critical woman in the
world - will like! He is not rich, his friend told him to go on there because
of better quality of woman. That is where he found me – he was right.
I spoke with Adriana last night and said
to her that we went to new bar, and Oscar pointed out how many single blokes
there were. She said, gosh it was the opportunity for me to meet more than one
man if I was on my own - why would I take new man when I could have many men? I
thought OMG; all I wanted to be is with my new man. I don’t need someone
else’s. Just because she is bored of her husband, and always looking for
replacement it does not mean that we are all like that! She really thinks that
if new man is away I should be finding others just in case. Why would I do
that? One at a time!!!
Eva
Hello again
Eva, That is quite funny. Did you mean that she suggested that you should go on
your own to meet more men? I don’t quite understand the last sentence… I think you
mean that you are happy with your own man so why look at others?
I will start
again tonight on Rich bloke website… I will filter through the emails and make
my responses. I just feel a bit weird about it. We will see what happens…
I find it odd that you search through profiles and pictures that were created
to gain attention. As you said, it is like shopping online – you never get what
you see. Why can’t men do what they used to do and actually talk to you rather
than look or feel your behind when they are drunk?
The other night
a whole stag party felt my bottom – it turned out they were part of a rugby
team. As they walked past me they gazed back at me mischievously. The next
thing I know I was swept up, lifted in the air and then they ran along the high
street with me above their heads. Not one of them talked to me, instead they
all just had a look or a feel. I find it so bizarre. That is probably why I am
so aggressive. By the end of the night my bottom had been felt so much that I
snapped and did the same to a random chap who felt my bottom. I grabbed his
crutch and practically launched him in the air. He was so stunned when I put
him down. I said ‘See how you like it!’
He replied – ‘I
really like it!’
Bloody hell! I
can’t win!
I tried to text
you the cover image of my new book again… What do you think?
Gracie
Oh Gracie, Why do you do these things?
It is not a battle between man and woman. You do not teach this man a lesson.
You just shocked him... He liked it! I am laughing at desk. Who picks man up by
penis?
Beautiful, the cover. I think it will
really stand out if it was on shop shelves.
Adriana said why did I go to bar with
Oscar if there were so many single man to meet?
And I meant that I don’t want to meet
anyone, all I wanted is to be with Oscar.
This is her problem, she is married and
looking for someone else. Her husband is not rich enough in her eyes. She want
Hollywood home and to live in house with famous people. Silly girl – husband is
amazing man. She just have problem with not being how you say – satisfied.
Why is she thinking everyone is the same? Stupid girl. Definitely not
happy and wants no one else to be happy.
Eva
Hello Eva,
You know what?
Some people are idiots. They are always focused on what they don’t have rather
than what they do have. She is lucky that someone married her and tolerates her
behaviour.
Anyway there is
a Le Café voucher… Do you definitely have Thursday free this week?
Oh the boys
have just arranged the fruit on my desk in the shape of a penis. Two of them
are sniggering whilst trying to pretend they didn’t do it... Oh and I hear that
even my manager contributed one of his satsumas to make the display. We work
for an international corporation and I have phallic bloody fruit arrangements
on my desk!
Why does my
whole floor of men have to be married? And why do they all have to be so
naughty?
Gracie
Afternoon Gracie,
Yes, shall we make Thursday our
Christmas celebration?
And the men who work here are safe and
married. They have no adventure. Their balls have been made small. All very
nice but excitement for them is penis made of fruit for good looking girl on
team – do you think they do same for fat wives!
Eva
Oh my goodness
Eva,
I think I have
done it! I have found someone with no excessive nostril or ear hair!
Very articulate – have a look at him and tell me what you
think. This is his profile: Eloquantchappy - I am well educated to doctorate level. I have an excellent
career that sends me all over the world. I would like to meet intelligent
ladies for potential friendship and possibly more. Ideally they will be
articulate, amusing and confident. I like the simple things in life, I
particularly enjoy new experiences and love to have a good laugh. My friends
would say that I’m honest with a stormy mind. Personally, I would say that I am
a little too patient and can be too nice - even when I don’t agree with them or
their opinions. I do not particularly like confrontation so listen to what
people say and respect other people’s opinion. Respect is something I have
learnt over the years. Living such a life has enabled me to experience the
world and various cultures. I love good company, like people who don’t pretend
to be something they are not and aren’t false. I love conversation that is
stimulating, fun and cultural. Please contact me if you feel the same….
He actually
contacted me to say that I look lovely. Then again to say I look really lovely.
The third email said that I sounded lovely in my profile – he must have
actually taken time to read it. In the fourth email he said the following:
Hi Gracie
You really are an inspiration. I have trawled through this
site and here you are - a beauty and an intellect. What a rare find! Here is my mail – I look
forward to hearing from you – I hope it works. Andreas x
So I went back to him with the below:
Hi Andreas,
Yes the email has worked. Apologies for not responding
sooner. I had numerous responses and had to filter the messages. I prefer to
write here because it is much better than going on that website. I particularly
like your profile and attitude.
Gracie
So Eva, this is his sales pitch to me that is all about him:
Hello Gracie this is how I would sell myself usually: Intellect, articulation and refinement are
very important to me. I am highly educated to PHD level and find that many
women do not manage to converse at this level. I am a very passionate man and
expect the same from you. I have earned
my wealth through hard work and wish to share my precious time with someone
worthwhile. The ideal candidate is tall, elegant, refined and knows who she is.
I have lived in numerous countries around the world including China, U.S and
Australia. In the last couple of years I have settled in London. I only make
short journeys for business now so am able to spend time with that special
someone.
What do you make of that Eva?
Talk soon,
Gracie
Hi
Gracie,
He
looks nice enough. The profile is a bit demanding but give him a go and who
knows. He says he likes women who are intelligent. Does he like women more
intelligent than him? I do not think so! He has no idea what is coming his way
with you… Good luck to him. I hope he has – how you say turdy balls – of course
he will need them.
Eva
Hello there
Eva,
I just spat my
drink at the screen. The word you want is sturdy – that means strong. Turdy
balls – I don’t think I can even write the meaning of that. I shook and cried
with laughter while I wrote my response. I had to go to the disabled toilet to
laugh without anyone hearing... Oh God your Russian-ness has me in hysterics.
Anyway, I think
he might be cleverer than me – he is PHD level. It will be interesting to meet
such an intelligent man. I hope he will push my intellectual limits and
challenge me. In the meantime, I have been trying to book the Le Café but they are
not answering again… They must miss out on huge amounts of business by not
answering the phone. So with that in mind, what would you like to do?
Gracie
Hello Gracie,
Shall we just turnip like we did before?
If not there then we go to the pizza place on the corner. Maybe print their
vouchers just in case. Remember I will be off work a few days to move flat...
All very exciting but have not packed a thing yet. Oscar is angry at me – says
that I am being mad. What is wrong with leaving it until last minute? You know
me – throw everything in bag when the time is up and go... I like thrill! I have asked him to help me
buy furniture. Oh what a lovely date that will be! La, la, la!
Eva
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Come on admit it - as much as we deny it - we ladies like a good love hunt.
We have tick lists, ideals, and we hunt in high-heeled packs. Of course, we're all hunting for that elusive right man who ticks every box and even has tidy nostril hair. Okay maybe not you, but you know other ladies who love the hunt.
Well, it's time for Eva and Gracie to love hunt, and their "targets" are rich men - the golden sperm. Such exciting escapades would provide the pair with entertaining discussions during their dull office hours - or so they thought. What they did not anticipate was the discovery of the "booby man"; humorous but very hard truths about wealth, themselves, power; and the RichIdiot.com phenomenon.
The question remains: can love really be hunted?
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