Ruby Allure's Books

Ruby Allure's Books
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Showing posts with label zoo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zoo. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 August 2015

Do You Have One Of These In Your Office? The Office Temp...

The Office Zoo: A Field Guide to Office Animal Observation

The Office Temp.

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Usually a singer, an actor, a musician, a photographer or something a little bit alternative. They are just doing this dull office job for a short time because there is a bigger goal a-foot. They might be setting up their own business or studying for a part-time degree. The thing is they do not work their arses off because there is no point. They have a bigger plan and a bigger picture and they are aware that if the company wants to get rid of them they can be kicked out with a week’s notice. Since that is the case then why push your limits for a job that does not care about you? In the end they opt to have a bit of fun, do a bit of work and spend time dreaming about what they really want to do.
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The true Office Temp provides a little bit of sparkle and individuality to the office. Generally, they don't wear office attire, there will be something a little bit individual in how they present themselves. It could be the beads, their hairstyle or a rebellious cardigan. Of course, they believe they are going to make their millions when they go to London.  Alternatively, they are saving to go on a huge world travel. They spend their six-month contract dreaming and talking about what they are going to do. The funny thing is that all that study, that bigger picture can be dropped when they get used to earning good money. That money becomes a ball and chain and many decide to accept permanent positions because they have been corporately moulded and institutionalised. The amount of times I hear people say ‘well I came into temp for six months and I am still here twenty years later!’ 
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In truth, some make the break. Others go to another office and temp some more. They will make it big next time…

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Learning: keep your dream, work towards your dream and accept your reality at the same time. Office work provides entertainment, cash and some random people you would never choose to sit on a bus next to but you have to make an effort with inside the ‘institution.’
 
 
 

BUYERS MAKE THE BEST LOVERS -

NO ONE TOLD YOU THAT DID THEY?

OFFICE ZOO LINK TO AMAZON.COM Link: http://amzn.com/B013N51MNCThe Office Zoo: A Field Guide to Office Animal Observation

LINKS TO AMAZON.COM:
Labyrinthine: Interior Worlds, Book 1
LABYRINTHINE AMAZON.COM LINK: Link: http://amzn.com/B012FAYI5U
A Short Course In Creative Writing: A compilation of lessons
A SHORT COURSE IN CREATIVE WRITING LINK: Link: http://amzn.com/B01390THLK
Money Farm
MONEY FARM LINK TO AMAZON.COM :Link: http://amzn.com/B010F04W9O
I thought I may as well add the most recent Money Farm review... Love it!

 
on July 13, 2015
Gillian’s world is turned upside down when she is unexpectedly ‘released’ from her job. Her government funding is revoked after the board decides they did not like a paper she wrote on ‘Reactants, resistance, reflexivity and reversal in times of financial and social hardship.’

All of a suddenly her secure life has gone. What will she do? All around her people are getting into debt, being encouraged to spend more than they have, buy things they don’t need. Possessions are everything, all that matters. Why? How had the world gotten into this state, and why didn’t the powers that be want to hear what she had to say?

Not taking her redundancy laying down Gillian’s resolve hardens as she actively strives to understand the financial system and money handling. Living on her savings whilst looking for a job, she soon discovers that it won’t be long before she is homeless.

But what about M.O.N.E.Y? The people who work for M.O.N.E.Y live at the Money Farm, which was a series of huge walled islands, linked by bridges, which has been in existence for over 200 years. Gillian becomes obsessed with the M.O.N.E.Y concept. Who are these people, how are they chosen? M.O.N.E.Y is totally self-sufficient, secretive, she has to know more.

How do you become part of M.O.N.E.Y, this amazing organisation whose employees themselves are intriguing?

Then, one day she follows a M.O.N.E.Y employee out of a shop and asks the man the leading question “How do I become one of you?”

This simple question, and his reply changes her life forever.

As she trains and is inducted into the world of M.O.N.E.Y, Gillian soon discovers that she has in fact been chosen. Her militant nature and questioning attitude allows her to think outside the box. However, I wondered, as the story progressed, did M.O.N.E.Y have any idea of what her impact would be?

This was a fascinating book, deep and very thought provoking, it made you wonder…

I will certainly be looking out for more very interesting books by this talented author.


 
 

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Do you have one of these in your office? The Office Feeder

In celebration of The Office Zoo - A Field Guide to Office Animal Observation being released on audio today, I will be posting five of the Office Animal Types that may well inhabit your office. I hope you will find the series highly amusing and look forward to feedback:)



 
The Office Feeder.
 
Cake boosts moral, cake is comfort and at any opportunity people bring cake into the office. There is a cake for all occasions - cake for birthdays, a wedding, a promotion, a leaving do or just a general celebration of cake with cake. Someone farts and someone suggests a cake to celebrate. That is just how office life works. With this in mind, where is the best place to have a feeder? If cake keeps moral up – what better way to be the source of that moral by providing cake? The Office feeder’s cantankerous cake creations provide her with endless adoration, approval and appreciation. What’s more, she will keep the gym in business as people attempt to cake-offset on the treadmill.
The Office Feeder is usually a buxom sort who likes to bake and see people happy. She has a husband suffering from extreme cholesterol levels. He needs a forklift truck to lift him from the bed in the morning. The unfortunate truth is for her husband to survive, the feeder has to turn her attention elsewhere and feed teams instead. In the back of her mind she knows if her humongous hubby tips the scales any further then widow-dom looms.
With an atmosphere reminiscent to a farmer’s wife who has planted one too many pumpkins, her cake feeding has a precise weight-gain plan. Those skinny waifs in the office will be tempted. She could advertise the anti-thesis of a diet - From firm to fat in ten weeks! A new diet fad – or fat. The thing is the Office Feeder gets away with it because she is jovial, friendly and very persuasive. The Office Feeder wants her fellow office women to grow fat to make her feel better. Her punch lines are ‘life is too short not to.’ ‘Well it is only one.’ ‘I wouldn’t want you to miss out.’ ‘Oh treat yourself...’
 
The Office Feeder is very persuasive and worst of all she is the Office Dieter’s main saboteur. She has a natural  talent for determining who is on a diet and searching them out with the next calorific brownie. The sludgy bottom brigade will try to resist by saying ‘oh I can’t – oh I already ate... They will finally give in to the mesmerising smile and the fear that all the cakes will go. They will find themselves in a trance and muttering ‘oh go on then… just a little bit.’ They will take one bite and that will be it – all resistance has gone. They may as well apply that beautiful cake straight to their posteriors as they jam their ever-expanding behinds into the chair. If you are very aware, you might notice that the Office Hotty and the Office Fitness Fanatic have the willpower of steel. They can resist her charms. While many grow in girth over the years through cake consumption, the Hotty and the Fanatic will survive.
Learning: If you are clever, you can use the office greedy as the first line of attack and send them in to wipe out the cake before it reaches you. It just depends how svelte you wish to remain and whether you love cake or not.
OTHER AUDIO BOOKS BY RUBY:

 
A SHORT COURSE IN CREATIVE WRITING Link: http://amzn.com/B01390THLK
MONEY FARM: Link: http://amzn.com/B010F04W9O