LOVE HUNT DAY 5 of 7
Hello Gracie,
I have no time to write big email
because boss is being bitch. She has given me more work because I hit one
hundred payments. The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets
while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward.
Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why
the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting
the other day’. He didn’t know where to look so he stared at my chest which was
perfectly arranged.
Also I have seen Abdi, he gave me a
strange look and winked like he was some kind of Men’s health model. He seems
to be spending more time by the drinks machine looking at women. So he will
have plenty to admire around your office. What about you? What do you have to
look at?
Eva
Oh Eva,
In terms of
office talent, from my point of view I have had a glance around the office and
there are two potential office sexual fantasies but nothing of any really
exciting kind. I would love to watch a male hotty-totty walk in slow motion
through the office to break up my metric calculations. Or one of those
well-formed bottoms to draw my attention. Nothing like that here at the moment.
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling
technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet
visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment
was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of
the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I
attempted to make every excuse to escape... God this is going to be difficult –
having to run the gauntlet between the perv, the bore and detouring past the
two office sexual fantasies. Amazing... Do you think it would be weird to bring
a pole vault to work?
Will talk
later... New Year, New Life and a New Phase of discussion... I feel exhilarated
and ready... Bring it on!
Gracie.
Hello again Gracie,
Sorry it is end of day but payments must
be made – boo! That is why I am here. Some of the work girls are circling me to
see why I smile at computer. Not a good thing. They know that I type fast on
daily basis. I think my emails are being watched... Do I sound paranoid?
In truth, I do not think pole vault
could be sneaked past security. Unless you pole vault security while back is
turned. Imagine having huge pole under your arm as you walk through the security
turnstile. How do you explain? You could say it is after work hobby or
activity.
Now I have big question: I have to know
what is happening with Andreas. Have you heard from him or anymore men from the
how you now call it ‘wealthy wally
website?’ You said you had something to tell me when I saw you by drinks
machine. Thought it sounded good. Sorry I could not talk for long, my manager
has been timing me at drinks machine and toilet visit. She has told me to stop
doing extra make-up while in there. Personally I think it is jealousy. They
don’t want me to look good to stop men admiring me. Tomorrow I will wear
ultimate uplift bra to make a point. Won’t wear make-up but will decorate room
with other assets! Then see what they say! Post-Christmas decoration.
Have to catch the bus now... Close to
five!
Night!
Eva.
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