Hello Gracie,
I have no time to
write big email because boss is being bitch. She has given me more work because
I hit one hundred payments. The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year
diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no
reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big
understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so
fanny in a meeting the other day’. He didn’t know where to look so he stared at
my chest which was perfectly arranged.
Eva
In terms of office talent, from my point of view I have had
a glance around the office and there are two potential office sexual fantasies
but nothing of any really exciting kind. I would love to watch a male hotty-totty
walk in slow motion through the office to break up my metric calculations. Or
one of those well-formed bottoms to draw my attention. Nothing like that here
at the moment. Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his
drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my
toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst
moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating
cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with
laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape... God this is going to
be difficult – having to run the gauntlet between the perve, the bore and
detouring past the two office sexual fantasies. Amazing... Do you think it
would be weird to bring a pole vault to work?
Will talk later... New Year, New Life and a New Phase of
discussion... I feel exhilarated and ready... Bring it on!
Gracie.
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